October 2011
I’m opinionated but I know when to shut the fuck up. A lot of ya motherfuckers think people want your opinion about every fucking thing. Nobody gives a fuck, ya wack bitch.
“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain, but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire. You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see if black. You may find that happy things are tainted with sadness, the way smoke leaves its ashen colours and scents on everything it touches. And you may find that if someone pours water all over you, you are damp and distracted, but not cured of your sadness, the way a ffire department can douse a fire but never recover what has been burnt down.”
—Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
“Can’t count my blessings on one hand, more than a handful and God ain’t send nothing my way I couldn’t handle”
—Joe Budden
When I got oral sex from my anal region for the first time I think I saw stars and fireworks and smelled something nice like vanilla sugar cubes or some shit like that. It was lovely. Yep.
1. Picture of yourself? Blog.
2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? Monogamous, I don’t like sharing.
3. Have you ever been dumped? Nah I haven’t had many bfs tho.
4. What do you most like about making out? The body touching.
5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? Nah.
6. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? The other, I don’t really like kissing.
7. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Men? The face, the penis. I don’t know, nigga. I love men. Shit.
8. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? My boyfriend.
9. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Nah.
11. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? Nah.
12. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? When he surprises me with bracelets and shit like that.
13. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? Nah I ain’t tryna play step mommy.
14. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Yes.
15. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? Yes, I tell everybody.
16. Do you miss your last sweetie? No.
17. Last time you slow danced with someone? Never.
18. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? How does that happen?
19. How can I win your heart? Weed and good jokes.
20. What is your astrological sign? Cancer.
21. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Knocked out.
22. Do you cook? For myself, yes.
23. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? I haven’t been the one to reach out but yeah, my ex hopped back on my dick after a few months.
24. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
25. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? Date? I guess.
26. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? Dark skin (usually), taller than me, a nice strong jaw.. :)
27. Name four things that you wish you had: Money and weed and the ability to wax my own eyebrows and sex.
28. Are you a player? Nah.
29. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? No.
30. Are you a tease? No.
31. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Yes.
32. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Yes.
33. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Yes.
34. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.
35. Are you too shy to ask someone out? On a date, I would never because I’d be inclined to pay. But I’m always on my, “yeah come thru & match” shit.
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their face.
37. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? I’m indifferent.
38. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? Question. Pursuing how? Trying to be my man? Trying to fuck? Trying to get me pregnant? Nay for all of the above, anyhow.
39. Do you flirt a lot? Shit, yeah.
40. Your last kiss? This morning.
41. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? No.
42. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? Yes.
43. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? My own vagina. And Joe Budden.
44. Do you know who you’ll kiss next? Yes.
45. Does someone like you currently? Everyone.
46. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? Yes.
47. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Either or. Depending on how much I enjoy your company.
48. Ever made out with just a friend? Nah.
49. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I’m miserable either way.
