April 2012
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
i got sad today. idk why. i just got rly sad and called my mom crying like “mommmmmmmyyy i have pimples everywhere and i’m so hairyyyyyy and i don’t feel pretty :’(” and she said she would bring me home pretzels and french onion dip and candy
so that made me feel like 100x better
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- Me: I heard grandmas sick.
- Cousin: Yeah she be acting crazy now.
- Me: What you mean?
- Cousin: Acting senile and shit.
- Me: Word, that's crazy... how old is she now?
- Cousin: Probably like sixty to eighty
- Me: Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nigga that's a big ass gap
- Cousin: Lmaooooo idk foreal
7 Minute Freestyle
Big L & Jay-z
Big L & Jay-z - 7 Minute Freestyle
The bitch type I dislike. I’m rougher than a fist fight.
All chicks ain’t shit, ain’t no such thing as miss right.
So we can never be a couple hun.
Fuck love, all I got for ho’s is hard dick and bubble gum.