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April 2012

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queefjerkey:

my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown

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i got sad today. idk why. i just got rly sad and called my mom crying like “mommmmmmmyyy i have pimples everywhere and i’m so hairyyyyyy and i don’t feel pretty :’(” and she said she would bring me home pretzels and french onion dip and candy

so that made me feel like 100x better

Apr 29, 2012
#pregnancy
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instagram: highonyamemory

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  • Me: I heard grandmas sick.
  • Cousin: Yeah she be acting crazy now.
  • Me: What you mean?
  • Cousin: Acting senile and shit.
  • Me: Word, that's crazy... how old is she now?
  • Cousin: Probably like sixty to eighty
  • Me: Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nigga that's a big ass gap
  • Cousin: Lmaooooo idk foreal
Apr 29, 2012
#my cousin is a goddamn fool
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7 Minute Freestyle Big L & Jay-z

illaddict:

Big L & Jay-z - 7 Minute Freestyle

The bitch type I dislike. I’m rougher than a fist fight.
All chicks ain’t shit, ain’t no such thing as miss right.
So we can never be a couple hun.
Fuck love, all I got for ho’s is hard dick and bubble gum.

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