my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
i got sad today. idk why. i just got rly sad and called my mom crying like “mommmmmmmyyy i have pimples everywhere and i’m so hairyyyyyy and i don’t feel pretty :’(” and she said she would bring me home pretzels and french onion dip and candy
so that made me feel like 100x better
- Me: I heard grandmas sick.
- Cousin: Yeah she be acting crazy now.
- Me: What you mean?
- Cousin: Acting senile and shit.
- Me: Word, that's crazy... how old is she now?
- Cousin: Probably like sixty to eighty
- Me: Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nigga that's a big ass gap
- Cousin: Lmaooooo idk foreal