- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 18: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
watching this show on oxygen and it makes me sad. like I feel niggas but nah I’m not about that adoption life. you telling me I gotta carry this nigga and feel him kick me and scratch my birth canal internally and hiccup every day and not drink or smoke and consume hella milk and take horse pills for nine months and then give him to someone else? nah he coming home with me kill yourself.